Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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