Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Randomize
