trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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