Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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