so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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