piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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