forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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