He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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