i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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