Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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