Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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