You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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