69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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