Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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