we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
