And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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