Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
