I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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