Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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