i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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