apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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