Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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