I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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