Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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