Buhtt sex?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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