We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
