Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Randomize