Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
