So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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