I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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