How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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