so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Vodka?
Forever.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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