she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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