Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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