a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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