he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I need you to use more vowels.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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