people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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