let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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