I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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