We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
porn star boner night. come get it.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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