Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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