found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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