Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Randomize
