Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
