so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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