It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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