is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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