I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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