At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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