hotel room ftw
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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