I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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