we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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