woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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