Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I understand Curling. That high.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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