I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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